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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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Mom, Joey gave me a turtle yesterday.
Can I keep him?
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Oh, gee, Jake, I don't know.
Turtles are kind of, uh...
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- Violent?
- That's right, violent.
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Turtles are very violent.
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But Speedy is easy
to take care of.
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You won't even know he's here.
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That's what Cheyenne said
when she brought Van home.
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Please, Mom?
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Oh, all right. But you got
to keep him in your room,
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and I better not smell anything.
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Hey, that's what I said
when Cheyenne brought Van home.
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Haven't you heard of a thing
called privacy?
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Other people need the bathroom,
Cheyenne. What is the big deal?
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You walked in on me, Van.
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So? I've watched you give birth
to our daughter.
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You can't do anything
grosser than that.
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Hey, hey! No graphic talk in the kitchen.
Some of us are trying to eat.
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Sorry. I will be in the unmentionable
place doing the unspeakable.
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I need to get back there
in exactly three minutes, Van!
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Cheyenne, are you okay?
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Of course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I
be okay? I mean, don't I look okay?
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Somebody's in a mood.
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Shut up. I'm not in a mood.
One minute, Van!
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- Cheyenne, what's going on?
- Nothing. I just don't feel well.
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What kind of not well?
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The kind of not well where
I-I might be pregnant, okay?
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What? You're pregnant?
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And I thought Jake was pushing it
by bringing home a turtle.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Are they back from the doctor?
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Any minute.
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How could this happen again, Reba
Wasn't somebody watching them?
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{\an8}Gee, I don't know, Brock.
We took turns standing guard.
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They must've done it on a shift change.
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Let's not panic. We're not
even sure she's pregnant.
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The home test wasn't clear.
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{\an8}Besides, what's the worst case scenario?
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{\an8}There's another miracle on the way.
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{\an8}I hope Barbra Jean's church
knows not to make her a youth counselor.
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{\an8}Well, you know, I know Van and
Cheyenne's situation isn't ideal.
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{\an8}But who doesn't love babies?
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{\an8}I want to have three,
just like you did, Reba.
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{\an8}And I hope all of 'em are 15-pounders.
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- I'm not pregnant.
- Oh, yes! She said not!
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Is there any word that "not" sounds better
in front of than "pregnant"?
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{\an8}Well, I'm glad everything worked out.
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{\an8}Although I must say, I was
starting to look forward...
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{\an8}to another baby in our midst.
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{\an8}She doesn't mean in "our" midst.
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{\an8}She's talking about,
you know, the greater Houston area.
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{\an8}So, you're okay?
Everything turned out fine?
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{\an8}- Absolutely, Mom.
- Yeah, just a little scare.
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{\an8}Well, that's a relief. 'Cause I want
you feeling your best when I do this.
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{\an8}Ow!
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{\an8}- Mom, calm down!
- A little scare?
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{\an8}How could this happen?
You swore to me you were using protection.
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- We are!
- We are?
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Yes, Van, I'm on the pill.
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- Oh. That's good.
- Uh!
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So, what? Did you forget to take it?
I mean, why else would you be worried?
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Because! Look, I am positive
that I always took it.
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But, eh, maybe one time
I forgot. I--
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No, no, no. See, you don't forget
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when there's an eight-month-old baby
in the crib next to you to remind you.
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Uh, Mrs. H, that's a little bit
too much responsibility for a baby.
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[mouthing]
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Mom, I am not pregnant,
so obviously I did remember.
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Well, here's another way
to help you remember. Remember!
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You know I resent that.
We are not children.
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Yeah. You don't get to be parents
by being irresponsible.
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Look, I've been supportive.
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But I will not let you throw your lives
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and the rest of this family
into chaos again.
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I will not let you make
the same mistake twice.
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Wait a minute. Mistake?
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Wait. Hold on.
You can't make that decision for us.
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I mean, we-we could have a baby if we
want. We don't need your permission.
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As long as you're under my roof,
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you can't have a stick of gum
without my permission.
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You two will not have
another baby in my house.
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- [sighs angrily]
- I can't believe she yelled at us.
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We didn't even do
anything wrong that time.
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Your mom cannot tell us what to do.
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We can have gum or babies
whenever we want.
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So, my birthday's coming up.
Hope you haven't got my gift yet.
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Of course I have.
But if there's something else you want,
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well, then, I'd just be
a gift ahead. [chuckles]
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Well, I'll tell you what
I don't want. A clock.
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'Cause I already got one,
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and it's going tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick, ding! Baby time!
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How about a new car?
Would you like a new car?
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I'd like a baby.
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You mean something like a baby,
like golf shoes.
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Honey, Henry's almost a year old.
What are we waiting for?
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Baby, we've got plenty of time.
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You know, I was just reading about
a Chinese woman who gave birth at 50.
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Say, let's go out for Chinese tonight.
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You said you wanted a big family.
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Yeah. And I've got one.
I've already got four kids.
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I think I've hit my quota.
If I have any more,
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the state should make me throw some back.
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Yeah, but-- But I only got one.
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I'm a gal with over 400 Beanie Babies
and only one real baby.
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It's just... I'm tired.
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Well, take a nap!
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Well, that's not gonna help.
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You know, the truth is, Barbra Jean,
I don't want to have any more kids.
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- Never?
- I'm sorry.
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- Then, I'm getting out of here.
- Barbra Jean.
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Don't Barbra Jean me!
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I can't spend another second
with a man who hates children!
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Watch Henry.
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[knocking]
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Oh, Reba, Brock and I
had a terrible fight. I need your help.
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Is he in the trunk
and you need a shovel?
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- No.
- Then I pass.
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Reba, this is serious.
My marriage is at stake.
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Brock doesn't want
any more children.
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Barbra Jean, I'm not the person to talk
to about you and Brock reproducing.
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I wasn't for it the first time.
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But I need help.
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Well, I'm not gonna
tell you what to do.
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Unless it's about Cheyenne having
a baby. Then she'll tell you what to do.
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Van, knock it off.
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You better listen to her.
We don't have any free will anymore.
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We have to do exactly
what she says, when she says it.
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Right now I would welcome Reba's
brand of overly controlling guidance.
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Barbra Jean, why don't you
take a walk or something?
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Good idea. I need to
clear my head and just--
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Send us a postcard.
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What are you doing?
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Van and I are spending the
weekend at Kristin's dorm room.
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We needed a little space to think
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about whether we can live
here under these conditions.
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- Can't you think in your room?
- Oh, it's not our room. It's your room.
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Your walls, your carpet,
your broken window.
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- You broke your window?
- Oh, not our window.
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
You're running away from home
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just like you did when
you were five years old.
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Well, I'm not five anymore, Mom.
And neither is Van.
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Yeah, and neither is Elizabeth.
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And we can't live here with somebody
who calls our daughter a mistake.
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- I didn't say that.
- Yes, you did.
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We have it on tape.
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Well, not on tape,
but we remember it vividly.
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Well, that's not what I meant.
I love Elizabeth.
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What I meant was she wasn't planned.
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You guys didn't talk about
what you wanted out of your lives...
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and how you were
gonna get those things.
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You just let life happen to you.
You never think about the consequences!
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And until you do, I'm gonna be the one
that makes all the choices for you.
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And that's your final word?
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That's my final word.
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As long as you're living in this house,
I make the decisions.
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Well, if that was your final word,
why did you add to it?
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[whimpering]
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Barbra Jean, have you
just been standing out here?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, okay then.
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Oh, Reba, always trying to cheer me up
with your odd little jokes.
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Barbra Jean, why are you here?
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Well, I went to the park,
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but there were babies
everywhere, and dogs.
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Dogs...
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with puppies.
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Barbra Jean, I'd love to sit and
chitchat with you, but I'm really busy.
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Well, I'm not leaving
until you give me some advice.
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Okay. Hurry up.
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Well, I need to find a way
to make Brock listen to me.
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Well, you never have any problem
making me listen to you.
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Just talk, talk, talk
and never go away.
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[knocking]
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Oh, there you are.
How'd I know I'd find you over here?
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Maybe because the make-your-own-teddy-bear
store was closed?
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- Come on home, honey.
- Why shouldn't we have more children?
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And don't make excuses.
A lot of men have big families, Brock.
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Even men in their late 30s.
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Late 30s?
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I really, really don't wanna
talk about this over here.
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- Well, I do.
- Do I get a vote?
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- Barbra Jean--
- No, Brock. I'm not leaving.
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Then I will.
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Not until you give me one good reason
why we can't have another baby.
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Fine.
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I had a vasectomy.
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On the other hand, it is my house.
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You what?
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After you got pregnant,
I panicked.
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I'm sorry. I know
I should've told you earlier.
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Yeah. Yeah, you should've,
and before you got snipped.
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Because it would have
saved you a lot of pain.
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Well, it didn't really hurt all that much.
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Oh, it will when you get it reversed.
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- I-- I can't.
- Why not?
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Well, 'cause the kind I got
was a perma-ectomy.
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Brock, you got a choice.
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We can do it at
the doctor's office with anesthesia...
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or late at night while you're asleep.
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- [chuckles]
- [door closes]
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Well, I don't care what she says.
I'm not putting myself through that again.
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And I am 90% sure she's not gonna do
anything to me in the middle of the night.
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If I don't go to sleep.
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So this panic attack,
when was it again?
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Oh, I don't know.
About two years ago, I guess.
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So two years ago while we were
going through couples' therapy,
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trying to save our marriage,
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my husband has a secret vasectomy?
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Oh. You're mad too, huh?
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- How could you do that, Brock?
- Well, we were separated.
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We were supposed to be
working it out!
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As soon as Barbra Jean
told me she was pregnant,
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I knew that working it out
wasn't gonna be an option.
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I didn't know that.
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For all I knew, we were trying to save
our marriage and then have more kids.
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What? We didn't want any more kids.
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Back then I didn't want
to have any more kids.
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But now that I know it wasn't even
an option, I bet I wanted more kids!
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You are just being ridiculous.
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I had an affair with Barbra Jean
while we were still married.
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- That's what you should be angry about.
- Oh, I am.
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But that's old anger. This is new anger.
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Oh! That just doesn't make any sense.
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It's not about making sense, Brock.
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It's about somebody thinking it's okay
to make another person's decision for 'em.
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Especially something
as important...
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as having another child.
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Oh, dad blame you, Brock!
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What'd I do now?
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Well, you just made me realize
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that I did the same thing to Van
and Cheyenne that you did to me.
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- Oh.
- [sighs]
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So, you're really not
any better than me, are you?
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Oh, I'm way better than you are.
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I did mine out of love.
You did yours because you're a butt!
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[loud heavy metal music playing]
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This place is great! My ears are ringing
from walking down the hallway.
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Yeah, but it's a little loud
for a baby, don't you think?
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Yeah, but I love this song.
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Yeah, but a little loud for a baby. Okay.
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Hey! Turn it down!
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- [volume decreases]
- [Cheyenne sighs]
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You know what's weird, Van? If we didn't
have Elizabeth, we'd be living here.
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Jell-O shots in K-Dog's room!
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[slurping] Oh!
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And we'd be doing Jell-O shots
in K-Dog's room.
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And I? I'd be V-Dog.
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Come on, Van. You don't
want to be V-Dog, do you?
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Van, you don't want to be
boozing it up and sleeping late
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and making out with all
the loose girls in the hallway, right?
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[chuckles softly]
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No.
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Wait a minute.
You think Elizabeth is a mistake too.
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No. No, of course I don't.
I love Elizabeth.
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It's just-- And don't get mad.
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I'm just realizing
all the things we gave up.
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Van.
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- What's the matter with you?
- Hey, I miss all that stuff, too, okay?
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I mean, I'm on that campus every day
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and I see all these carefree people
without, you know, a care.
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Yeah, and imagine how hard it
would be if we had another baby?
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I mean, that would've
really screwed up our plans.
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We don't have any plans, Van.
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I thought you might have
some you didn't tell me about.
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I mean, do we even
want any more kids in-in the future?
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- Do you?
- I don't know.
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I mean, I guess we-- I always thought
I'd have two or three, but close together.
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I also thought I'd be living
in a mansion with a nanny.
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Well, we kind of do.
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I think this was what
Mom was talking about.
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You know,
we need to sit down...
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and have a long, serious talk
about... everything.
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K-Dog just nailed Fletch
with a water balloon.
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Dude, it was so...
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Dude!
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Oh! I love water balloons.
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Ten minutes and we're going home, V-Dog.
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Oh, I love you so much, C-Dog.
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- Don't call me that.
- [chuckles] Whoo-hoo! Party!
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Hey, you guys want to see
some baby pictures?
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Oh, hey, Mrs. H. [chuckles]
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We're back.
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That's great news. Welcome home.
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- We missed you.
- I missed you too.
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And, Mom, we thought a lot about what
you said, and we realized you were right.
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Hang on, sweetheart. Let me go first.
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I thought a lot about what I said too,
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and, well,
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I was right.
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I was right about the planning your life
part. But I had no right to tell you
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it wasn't your choice whether
or not to have another baby.
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[Cheyenne chuckles]
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But that doesn't mean
I don't have an opinion.
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Which is why you will find
a 30-page essay on your bed called
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"Teenagers Having Babies
is Stupid, Stupid, Stupid."
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Well, how about I write
a 30-page essay called...
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[scoffs] I'm not gonna write
a 30-page essay.
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[Van giggles]
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Honey, I love Elizabeth
very, very much. You know that.
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And she is not a mistake.
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She's a--
An unplanned blessing.
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Yeah, she is.
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But maybe when you decide
to have another baby,
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maybe that one could be
a planned blessing.
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I think it'd make your lives a lot easier.
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You see, it's a lot like
Jake and this turtle.
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See, Jake wanted a turtle,
but he wasn't ready to take care of it.
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So I, being the responsible one,
wound up having to--
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Oh. Is it--
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Speedy? Ha-ha! Boy, this day
just keeps on getting better.
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You know, Mom, it's really sad
when you come in the front door,
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and Speedy doesn't run to meet you.
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It's not funny, Kyra.
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Well, now it's not.
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Have you seen Speedy?
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Jake, honey, I need to
talk to you about Speedy.
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Honey, I'm afraid his stay
is over. Speedy passed away.
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Oh. Is it because I didn't take
care of him like you said?
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Yes.
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Yes, it is.
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Okay, that's not true.
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Honey, Speedy died because he got sick.
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But caring for a living thing
is a lot of work.
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And until you can do the job
all by yourself without my help,
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you're really not ready, are you?
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I guess.
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Hey, can I get another turtle
if I keep it at Dad's?
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[sighs]
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Yes.
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Yes, you can.
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{\an8}Acme! [coughing]